The goddamn Trump Administration

… what distinguishes Mar-a-Lago face from what you and I might contemplate getting done on an especially self-flagellating day is the aggressive, overt nature with which MAGA-ites seem to pursue it. “Over the top, overdone, ridiculous,” is how one New York plastic surgeon I spoke with described it.

(Political cartoonists are getting dangerously close to being accused of ditching caricature stylizations.)

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So, are the chefs and servers club employees? :thinking: Maybe his faves like :hamburger: :fries: or :poultry_leg: will be on the menu. There are so many choices for seasoning dishes like that (:petri_dish: :mushroom:). I’m hoping they’ll make it a very memorable meal. :imp:

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But the Trump administration has been arguing that VATs are somehow tariffs, so while apparently tariffs aren’t taxes, taxes are tariffs?

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Coolcooltotallynormal.

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It’s kind of like how all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are the increasingly fast-paced dissolution of our society under the pressure of looting by narcissistic oligarchs. Or something.

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USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry

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Soon to be brought into the fold, since the pardon means she’s certain to be loyal. Right, Donny the Don?

I can’t imagine that surrounding himself with pardoned criminals is the great idea Tramp seems to think it is.

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Trump Team Accidentally Uploads Memo Dissing Its Own Case Against Congestion Pricing

 

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I’m not sure if only the most incompetent people are sticking around to argue the administration’s bullshit cases, or they’re actually competent and deliberately sabotaging the cases precisely because they know they’re total bullshit…

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Sure, it’s a spy factory. You don’t think spies build themselves, do you? It took decades to build a Krasnov. By artisans. And hamburders.

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I can’t believe that her husband lets her work outside the home.

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Also:

“I’m up here working on the initiatives for President Trump, who’s been in ministry for 40 years and understands it,”

WTF is she on about?

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She’s on her 3rd husband. Practice makes perfect, I guess?

ETA: Ugh, her current husband is Johnathan Cain, keyboardist for Journey.

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“What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate.”

She’s going to Hell.

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