I want out.
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Reminds me of a Norman Mailer title: Advertisements for Myself.
I’m so, so sick of this attention-starved, super-creepy bully. 
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They’re all scum.
He doesn’t control the fucking city! Why the fuck are city crews committing this atrocity?
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I wonder who’s money he’s going to use.
But, seems fair, people want to harm him as much as he’s harming the country and individuals.
To Republicans, Conservatives, and all great Americans, Elon Musk is “putting it on the line” in order to help our Nation, and he is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! But the Radical Left Lunatics, as they often do, are trying to illegally and collusively boycott Tesla, one of the World’s great automakers, and Elon’s “baby,” in order to attack and do harm to Elon, and everything he stands for. They tried to do it to me at the 2024 Presidential Ballot Box, but how did that work out? In any event, I’m going to buy a brand new Tesla tomorrow morning as a show of confidence and support for Elon Musk, a truly great American. Why should he be punished for putting his tremendous skills to work in order to help MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN???
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Uh, how do you illegally boycott anything?
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Given the current timeline, I literally had to double check that this was a satire site. 
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DC Home Rule is complicated. Republicans have hated it since it was instituted 50 years ago.
DC drives Republicans crazy since it never voted for them. (Only some 5% voted for tramp in 2024). Why city workers are painting over the mural at the moment is beyond me, but it is something Congress could do if they end home rule.
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Probably a trillion percent, for sure, people are saying that, but it’s taking a while to count that high. /s
Sauce:
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They would just try to bully and shout everyone down and be counterproductive. It would be a waste of time. Post-U.S.A world, folks.
Krasnov keeps threatening to leave NATO and boot Canada from Five Eyes, but I think it’s the U.S. that’s getting tossed out on its ear.
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MAKING AMERICA GROTESQUE AGAIN
Everything that should have been eliminated from the national organism in the form of cultural excrement in the course of the normal development of society has now come gushing out from the throat; capitalist society is puking up the undigested barbarism. Such is the physiology of National Socialism.
–Trotsky (1933)
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Biff Chump’s new Executive Order making boycotts illegal in 3…2…1…
(In Russia you couldn’t buy anything you needed without queueing. In the US you will be forced to queue to buy things you do not want to buy.)
@Millie_Fink Of course they have decreased by more than 100%. Nobody has crossed the border into US and all the people being deported in the opposite direction makes it a net negative. /s
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MAKE AMERICA GO AWAY!
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Make Americans Go Abroad?
(Well, many would probably like to escape the country and many are being deported…)
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“It’s much more than 100 percent.”
Komrade Krasnov must have learned about logarithms during his training in mathematically literate 
. 
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You do that, Krasnov, keep smacking the 
economy in the head with a bigger and bigger stick.
Orders are already cancelled here anyhow.
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Holt shit, he is completely off his rocker, when is anyone going to stop this?
Based on Ontario, Canada, placing a 25% Tariff on “Electricity” coming into the United States, I have instructed my Secretary of Commerce to add an ADDITIONAL 25% Tariff, to 50%, on all STEEL and ALUMINUM COMING INTO THE UNITED STATES FROM CANADA, ONE OF THE HIGHEST TARIFFING NATIONS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. This will go into effect TOMORROW MORNING, March 12th. Also, Canada must immediately drop their Anti-American Farmer Tariff of 250% to 390% on various U.S. dairy products, which has long been considered outrageous. I will shortly be declaring a National Emergency on Electricity within the threatened area. This will allow the U.S to quickly do what has to be done to alleviate this abusive threat from Canada. If other egregious, long time Tariffs are not likewise dropped by Canada, I will substantially increase, on April 2nd, the Tariffs on Cars coming into the U.S. which will, essentially, permanently shut down the automobile manufacturing business in Canada. Those cars can easily be made in the USA! Also, Canada pays very little for National Security, relying on the United States for military protection. We are subsidizing Canada to the tune of more than 200 Billion Dollars a year. WHY??? This cannot continue. The only thing that makes sense is for Canada to become our cherished Fifty First State. This would make all Tariffs, and everything else, totally disappear. Canadians’ taxes will be very substantially reduced, they will be more secure, militarily and otherwise, than ever before, there would no longer be a Northern Border problem, and the greatest and most powerful nation in the World will be bigger, better and stronger than ever — And Canada will be a big part of that. The artificial line of separation drawn many years ago will finally disappear, and we will have the safest and most beautiful Nation anywhere in the World — And your brilliant anthem, “O Canada,” will continue to play, but now representing a GREAT and POWERFUL STATE within the greatest Nation that the World has ever seen!
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Holy carp.
Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah!
Maybe he thinks he can annex Canada by thoroughly exhausting its patience?
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