Holy crap.
Maybe they could solve some actual problems.
Marge is wackadoodling again.
Side note, why are all my America first red hat family and friends vacationing in Mexico right now?
Mexican cartels currently use the Gulf of Mexico to traffic humans, drugs, weapons, and God knows what else while the Mexican government allows them to do it.
The American people are footing the bill to protect and secure the maritime waterways for commerce to be conducted. Our U.S. armed forces protect the area from any military threats from foreign countries.
It’s our gulf. The rightful name is the Gulf of America and it’s what the entire world should refer to it as.
As soon as President Trump made his announcement, I directed my staff to get the bill drafted.
We already have the bill written with legislative council and ready to file first thing Thursday morning.
Congress has to take the Trump Agenda mandate seriously and that means acting fast to enact it.
I thought the gulf of america was that thing where the top 10% of households own more than 66% of our wealth while the bottom half own like 4% of the wealth.
oo oo, buy ‘mine’! buy ‘mine’! (washington state)
Canadian Politician Fires Back at Trump: We’ll Buy Two of YOUR States
Published Jan. 7 2025 6:41PM EST
THEM APPLES
Ontario Premier Doug Ford later appeared on CNN to clarify his remarks, claiming he was joking at the time.
A prominent Canadian politician shot back at U.S. President-elect Donald Trump’s suggestion that the two countries should merge by suggesting that his nation could purchase two American border states instead.
Ontario Premier Doug Ford, the leader of Canada’s most populous province since 2018, joked on Monday that Canada could instead purchase Alaska and Minnesota as a counteroffer.
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(i’ve had my ‘accent’ confused for a “Canadian accent” on several occasions already eh)
Trudeau says ‘not a snowball’s chance in hell’
Um… now that I think about it…
Maybe if the 
adopted our Charter of Rights and Freedoms, our gun laws, let 
run the health care system, adopted French as an official language, gave us 2 seats on the Supreme Court from our current (professional, highly respected) bench, and we would be 10 states, not 1, and instead of stars we want 10 maple leaves on the flag in a ring in the middle with our vertical red bands either side.
We’ll think of more stuff…
Vermont… I think Vermont wants to bail anyway…
Not the Gulf of Columbia, or Gulf of Venezuela (oops)? Edit: OK, Moat of Cuba?
That’s pretty bad when you unite Doug Ford and Justin Trudeau.
Vermont was an independent nation longer than Texas was. So they have experience.
I like this design idea. Maybe have maple leafs and beavers as the rows in the flag the way fish are on this t-shirt?
Only if they take Idaho, Montana, and North Dakota too. (Oh and make a decent offer on Iowa and we’ll consider it. You have a used Ford Fiesta 2010 or better? We’d consider a trade.)
Those states are too far right; personally, I don’t want them tipping us into more conservative territory. I think a coalition with California might work though.
Oh, perfectly understandable. It is kind of like trying to sell a house with an untreated termite and hornet infestation, isn’t it?
An excuse for declaring martial law.
He’s lying again.
Governor Gavin Newscum refused to sign the water restoration declaration put before him that would have allowed millions of gallons of water, from excess rain and snow melt from the North, to flow daily into many parts of California, including the areas that are currently burning in a virtually apocalyptic way. He wanted to protect an essentially worthless fish called a smelt, by giving it less water (it didn’t work!), but didn’t care about the people of California. Now the ultimate price is being paid. I will demand that this incompetent governor allow beautiful, clean, fresh water to FLOW INTO CALIFORNIA! He is the blame for this. On top of it all, no water for fire hydrants, not firefighting planes. A true disaster!
Goddam it, it’s going to be like this for 4 more years. I hate it with a burning passion. I hate Il Douche with a burning passion, mostly for making me so damned hateful. I really am not usually like that!