Yuuuup. He’s an overt white supremacist wanting to eliminate his domestic enemies and fine with using military might to do so. (Besides being amenable to insane wars of aggression - invade Greenland? Panama? Why not?)
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That’s not what he’s really talking about though. When he talks about returning Hollywood (and California) to its golden age, he means white and conservative.
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So many reasons to follow her lead.
Let us not continue to simulate normalcy.
Or accept the unacceptable.
She is using her power and I am here for it!
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I think Guilfoyle was trying to look more like Melania.
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Thought about lessons learned from the short presidency of William Henry Harrison.
The high temperature for Washington, DC on Monday is forecast to be 22 degrees. That’s -6 in the rest of the world. So I wonder how long Trump will be out there speaking? 
But we should remember, this is the guy who caught COVID-19. And then the best doctors in the country did everything they could to save his life. He dodged that bullet. Modern medicine is just much better than it was in 1841. Let us not forget he returned from the hospital more messianic than he was before.
But then, on the other hand, if Trump does catch a disease from the inauguration, he might request medical assistance from RFK jr.
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There was a historic blizzard for the ballot certification and there will be a freeze for inauguration. But he’s god’s chosen. Sure.
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It’s not like Trump won’t pardon his two co-defendants on day 1 anyway, right? May as well just get it out there. Or, you know, Biden could just direct it to be released.
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He doesn’t even have to pardon. The Justice Dept will bury the cases.
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Sure, he doesn’t have to, but i am absolutely certain he will on day 1. Then the justice department will just bury it anyway.
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(If you haven’t seen this episode, it’s well-written.)
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I guess it’s time McSweeney’s opens up a 2025-whenever edition.
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I’m thinking better download it before Monday. Pretty sure it will magically disappear - like so many things did on inauguration day 2017.
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There are so many copies of that report in the wild now, I don’t see it ever genuinely going away.
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The first comment suggests a mid-60’s Lincoln Continental convertible.
However, an Aurus Senat, maybe as a gift from a close friend, would not entirely surprise me.
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How about a cybertruck? Make the Preznit look even more ridiculous.
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