The Onion buys infowars. (No joke)

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As soon as the judges started sticking his oar in I had a feeling this would end this way.
Being vindicated in pessimism is no fun, though.

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So much for the invisible hand of the market or whatever

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More like the invisible turd in the peanut butter…

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Like everything else (e.g., individualism, free speech) from conservative shit bags: No, not like that!

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Sandy Hook families reach settlement over Alex Jones’ bankruptcy

  • Families previously disagreed about Infowars sale
  • New deal gives TX families $4 million, plus 25% of future sales
  • CT families received far larger judgments in earlier lawsuits

https://www.reuters.com/legal/sandy-hook-families-reach-settlement-over-alex-jones-bankruptcy-2025-01-13/

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Dumbest obvious shell game, totally on-brand for MAGA:

I have heard it said that there are two unequal tiers of JusticeÂŽ in the U.S.; perhaps three tiers starting in 2025.

The new tier–for the politically-connected in-group, whether part of the 1% or not–will be the pawns of the 1% while not occupying that obscene stratum. They will be the public-facing vanguard of “it’s ok to do it if you are a [MAGA] Republican or blessed by us” (as I have heard it claimed by Alex Jones fanbois that the man is a Libertarian).

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Yeah American right-libertarian they are usually one step removed from fascists. Christopher “Crying Nazi” Cantwell’s first big media apprence was as member of Free Keene Squad on the Colbert Report.

https://www.salon.com/2014/11/20/stephen_colbert_mocks_a_holes_for_freedom_for_harassing_meter_attendants/

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