Hence the old adage:
“Never sneeze before a Penguin”.
As far as I recall.
It might have been something to do with eggs and baskets, but I wasn’t really paying attention.
Or it might not have been your turn to sneeze.
didn’t know it was the pemguin’s turn…
You may have misheard. It might have been ‘do not sneeze while eating a Penguin’
Shut your eyes, open your mouth and DON’T SNEEZE.
Vice President JD Vance has been ordered “to work to eliminate improper, divisive, or anti-American ideology from the Smithsonian and its museums, education and research centers, and the National Zoo.”
The order is not explicit, but it is likely that one of the improper things that Vance will root out at the National Zoo will be any same-sex penguin couples. Both male and female penguins have coupled to raise chicks. In one case, a male pair stole eggs from a female pair. But that was at a Dutch Zoo. In Spain, Electra and Viola have raised chicks together.
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