The Penguin Thread

In front of the Pinguin Apotheke, too.

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Spoilered off-topic derail, does not contain penguins, feel free to skip this one.

It just reminded me of this, I wonder why…
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You say it works, but as a British tea drinker I say it could only really work properly if it also had an automated stirrer mechanism as well as a timer, to gently agitate the teabag in the boiling water. :wink:

(I’m off to the patent office now!)

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The article says this:

“However, after a poor reproductive season they may try to find a new partner for the next season to increase their breeding success.”

But gives no indication as to whether it is females deciding males aren’t up to the job or vice versa - or either/both. We need to know!

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Amazon link, CAUTION image 2 might cause distress.

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Yes, Amazon’s captcha is always distressing.

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CAUTION image 2 might cause distress.

“Oh My God, they’ve killed Kenny Pengy!”

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https://tapas.io/episode/1584391

https://tapas.io/episode/1596088

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Found on Reddit - something said to have been printed off by a teacher for a class’s ‘arctic’ lesson.
Flying penguins, with fins, and in the Arctic, apparently.

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That looks cursed and probaly ai generated

so… cursed

Shaddup!

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Looks more like '70s schooling to me, but then, WTF? ---->

wut

Nice shark-fin, there, amigo.

'Cos, y’know, Penguins are Spaniards now, as much as Polar Bears are lost… huh.

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And they’re in the coast but also on the bottom on the sea (there is something similar to algae there) plus floating icebergs…

Also WTF is this
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Two castor hugging?

I feel like I’m in a cthulhu game and losing sanity more and more everytime I look at this picture.

  • I MUST ROUND THE CORNERS! THEY COME THROUGH THE CORNERS!!!
  • Tindalos Hounds?
  • No! FLYING PENGUINS!!
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A Spectacled Bear and a Humboldt Penguin and a Great White Pseudo-penguin

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Looked to me like 2 squizzles hugging:

Shit, oh shit, did I just cross the streams?!?

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