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You can clearly see that they are snob birds, an elitist cabal of exploitative creatures, hanging around in their fancy tuxedos… But they will learn their lesson!
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“Breaking news! Giant splats of what appears to be penguin guano have been landing on the White House all day! The perpetrators cannot be found, and nothing is showing up on radar. Let’s go to Marcus, who’s live on the scene. Marcus, what can you tell us about this strange phenomenon?”
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Actual photograph of a Heard Island penguin factory.
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If it hits a Cybertruck it will leave a permanent stain…
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