The Penguin Thread

Catsidhe · June 6, 2025, 2:15am

It’s giving me Scott of the Antarctic vibes.

Schlick: It needn’t be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you’ve ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.

MerelyGifted · June 6, 2025, 3:50am

ObakeBakaNeko · June 6, 2025, 6:00pm

RAvery · June 7, 2025, 1:59am

RAvery · June 8, 2025, 2:00am

RAvery · June 10, 2025, 2:20am

timd · June 10, 2025, 5:19pm

from

Sorry.

Murgatroyd · June 10, 2025, 5:41pm

unsee

Murgatroyd · June 10, 2025, 5:48pm

anotheroldbbaccount · June 16, 2025, 8:14pm

Penguin’s reaction when her favorite human comes to check up on her.

Lifted from Reddit but the link would not one-box.

IronEdithKidd · June 18, 2025, 2:09am

I’m beside myself in squee.

RAvery · June 18, 2025, 2:44am

Heikki · June 19, 2025, 10:52am

MerelyGifted · June 19, 2025, 9:45pm

RAvery · June 20, 2025, 2:08am

Heikki · June 21, 2025, 5:46pm

hecep · June 22, 2025, 1:20am

That is the bleakest toy’s carton I’ve ever seen.

RAvery · June 22, 2025, 1:59am

Only his barber knows for sure.

anotheroldbbaccount · June 22, 2025, 4:28pm

Link please. Needs investigation.

Heikki · June 22, 2025, 4:29pm

https://www.thetravel.com/strange-reason-no-true-penguins-alive-today/