The Penguin Thread

It’s giving me Scott of the Antarctic vibes.

Schlick: It needn’t be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you’ve ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.

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Penguin’s reaction when her favorite human comes to check up on her.

Lifted from Reddit but the link would not one-box.

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I’m beside myself in squee. :hugs:

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That is the bleakest toy’s carton I’ve ever seen.

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Only his barber knows for sure.

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Link please. Needs investigation.

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https://www.thetravel.com/strange-reason-no-true-penguins-alive-today/

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