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Dunno. Like, 14?
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And it’s not like they don’t have their own boats.
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But didn’t the front fall off?
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Already posted 6 days ago…
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crap, I must have missed that… and I though I saw all the posts 
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Inside each of us live two wolves, named Hope and Despair, who are always fighting. There is also a penguin named Tim. What’s up with Tim, anyway?
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Oh, bleedin’ 'ell, you just had me guffaw uncontrollably for the last few mins.
If I wake the neighbours up at this time of night, I’m blaming you. But in a good way.
Or to give him his full name:
Mission Timpossible
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The more I learn about Tim, the more I feel that I don’t know. A veritable paradoxipenguin.
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My dad is asleep next door.
I’m worried my laughing is going to wake him up.
So stop it.
Don’t stop, I needed cheering up, thanks.
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You really do seem to be banging the drum for Tim.
Are you sure his real name is not Timpani?
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Tim isn’t big on mallets, but it is widely believed that isn’t because of an association with drums, but because Tim thinks people are saying “mullets”, a fish Tim has never experienced due to it’s habitat in temperate waters. 
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Ok, so now you’ve put penguins and mullets in the same comment!
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