Um.... what.... aka, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read

My wife talks about some of her family living out in the countryside who knew how to kill and dress animals, but I think we’ll leave that experience until it’s unavoidable.

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I know two young women who still think they’re eating chicken (“Spreewaldhuhn”) when they’re visiting grandma for Christmas.

Oh what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to deceive.

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Making me sad about the buns edition :sob:

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I worked with a guy who always avoided rabbit meat. I asked about it: “Not fond of the taste?” He paused and replied “Not sure. I hate it because of the feelings it brings. I grew up in small-town Western Australia, and my dad had a gambling problem. Rabbit for dinner meant that dad blew all our money and had to hunt for dinner again. It meant hard times for the next few weeks.”

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For anyone unfamiliar with Metroid:

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That looks like rage bait, since there currently are no Metroid movies in development. Several years ago, Larson said she would like to play that character if they did make a movie, but there hasn’t been anything actually in development in a long time.

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Paging @MerelyGifted .
Because horses.

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Well, fair enough, the subreddit is no stupid questions, no mention made of the answers.

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That totally explains why Lady Godiva is famous for setting all those horse racing records.

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I mean, have you ever seen a topless woman being attacked by a predatory horse? I don’t think so!

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Look into my eyes!

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My eyes are up…oh, wait.

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Gothic is such a great movie.

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