There seems to be a lot of dumb today…
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(Those useful idiots, of course, not you womanhood_deferred.)
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that is a “dope slap face palm”!
i can’t even… even!
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Some people need pie?
Also: more school funding pls.
ETA: gotta say, I’m a professional number-cruncher and “third” sounding smaller / less significant than “quarter” makes sense to me from a marketing point of view.
Maybe in part because third-place isn’t excellent but a quarter of something has no such stigma. Maybe because Americans don’t need to think what a quarter of something is (because coins), but a solid mental picture of a “third” takes a brief thought. And often in advertising: if your target audience has to stop and think, you’re losing them.
ETA2: Dyscalculia is a thing too, and I’d genuinely raise it as a possibility for the screenshot above. But “people with dyscalculia” probably isn’t a big enough segment to be significant to the marketing department at McDs. But if it’s going undetected, that brings us back to “more school funding pls”.
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Needs posted as pie chart. Or with > and < signs. 
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8 weeks, you say?
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They’re surely talking about baby Cheetahs?
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I think they’re confusing 2 months premature with 2 months into pregnancy.
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Sounds likely…
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That looks viable but only if you launch it into space, and people should be warned that it probably will use its psychic powers to promote peace.
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Ugh… Jesus Christ…
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The kind of ignorance so beloved by conservatives.
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Especially when it comes from the mouths of dudes… they love the performativity of confidence, even stewing within their own ignorance.
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Now I’m trying to imagine what kind of strapping young guy in his 20s is normally telling his barista the clearly false story of his birth…reminds me of a guy one of my friends dated a while back. He had a sketchy military history and only had one kidney, which was going through kidney failure. None of those things were true.
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It’s entirely possible there is no 20 year old tall man spreading falsehoods about his own birth, and his existence is nothing more than a lie on top of the original lie.
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