Um.... what.... aka, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read

Well, me mum’s cold medicine is sage and honey and vodka. It’s super effective!

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She is, of course, wrong. What is she thinking? It’s whiskey, obviously.

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With whiskey one should use lemon and ginger instead of sage, though. It’s science.

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It is known.

Although, I would be remiss if I did not point out the necessary inclusion of honey, humans’ earliest medicine.

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Oh yeah, no argument. I didn’t repeat it because it was in the previous recipe.

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Mustard plasters for chest congestion.

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Depends on who is cooking it up. Mine is pretty good!

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Bring back Radithor!

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Wouldn’t the bathtub allow a greater volume? Also, I suspect some of the junked cars around here have radiators that would be perfect for this application.

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Pro cyclists shave their legs to make the post-race massage easier. The conclusion is clearly that space travel requires a post-flight scrotal massage.

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Wax me down, Scotty.

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At first I thought that might mean all programmers and gamers were women now, but on further reflection most of them sit in front of a screen so they can see what they’re doing.

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Congratulations, that is, with stiff competition, the stupidest thing I have read today.

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Uuuuuh…. Jesse Waters sits behind a screen all day…

Oh, right. Jesse is a girl’s name… :thinking:

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He’d better not go to Scotland, where his name means effeminate.

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