Well, me mum’s cold medicine is sage and honey and vodka. It’s super effective!
She is, of course, wrong. What is she thinking? It’s whiskey, obviously.
With whiskey one should use lemon and ginger instead of sage, though. It’s science.
It is known.
Although, I would be remiss if I did not point out the necessary inclusion of honey, humans’ earliest medicine.
Oh yeah, no argument. I didn’t repeat it because it was in the previous recipe.
Mustard plasters for chest congestion.
Depends on who is cooking it up. Mine is pretty good!
Bring back Radithor!
Wouldn’t the bathtub allow a greater volume? Also, I suspect some of the junked cars around here have radiators that would be perfect for this application.
Pro cyclists shave their legs to make the post-race massage easier. The conclusion is clearly that space travel requires a post-flight scrotal massage.
Wax me down, Scotty.
At first I thought that might mean all programmers and gamers were women now, but on further reflection most of them sit in front of a screen so they can see what they’re doing.
Congratulations, that is, with stiff competition, the stupidest thing I have read today.
Uuuuuh…. Jesse Waters sits behind a screen all day…
Oh, right. Jesse is a girl’s name…
He’d better not go to Scotland, where his name means effeminate.