Um.... what.... aka, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read

One of the many former TYT hosts that is now a right wing grifter.

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I now know just how much I should pay attention to him!

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Looks like someone got their arse handed to them on their favourite game…

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wait…
who’s work ethic is “go fast and break things”?!

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Is there some right wing app where you can just… find insult and weird things to string together to insult the left?

Also, THAT WAS ONE OF 14 POSTS… Jesus, dude, get a life.

All of right wing silicon valley!

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I mean from outside his bubble it looks like the far right (in America, but oddly enough it’s an internationalist movement despite being so rabidly nationalistic ) are speedrunning the collapse of civilisation…

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Let me guess… “Petersonian” is referring to Jordan Peterson, right? Sure, go ahead and tell us about how men are lobsters.

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I think this wins the “appropriate for thread title” trophy of the day. Damn, that’s stupid!

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“Fastest Mario” as an alternative sexual archetype… WTF is this gibberish? Totally impenetrable if you’re not… I was going to say in this guy’s circles, but I think it might be more accurate to say if you’re not this guy.

ETA: Also loses major points for an avatar featuring the bland crewcut male version of Commander Shepard from Mass Effect. Everyone knows female Shepard (voiced by Jennifer Hale) is the only Shepard.

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And probably by a girl!

She won, but she wasn’t playing it right!

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Mario is a short plumber who won’t just fix your pipes, he’ll fight through eight worlds of monsters to rescue you and then take you racing with your kidnappers. If your idea of the male sexual archetype is a muscular guy who drags home lots of dead animals, that’s maybe pretty threatening to you?

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Do you suppose they’re asking for reporting of CO2 emission levels from the aircraft during take-off?

Didn’t think so either.

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Thunderstorms. They want you to report thunderstorms

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Mountaintop Removal Mining. Fucks with all the updraught air currents and cloud formation patterns, can modify the weather permanently for half a continent.

Should we be reporting Appalachian coal mining operations to the Florida Attorney General?

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They want to arrest El Nino/La Nina

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I remember another president that supposedly held up flights on two of four runways at LAX, and the proverbial GOP shit hit the fan.

Only problem was that no flights were delayed, no planes circled while waiting to land. Hairgate was a myth created by some hostile members of the WH press corps.

I wonder if the same GOP shit will hit the same fan this time?

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