For anyone unfamiliar with Metroid:
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That looks like rage bait, since there currently are no Metroid movies in development. Several years ago, Larson said she would like to play that character if they did make a movie, but there hasn’t been anything actually in development in a long time.
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Well, fair enough, the subreddit is no stupid questions, no mention made of the answers.
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That totally explains why Lady Godiva is famous for setting all those horse racing records.
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I mean, have you ever seen a topless woman being attacked by a predatory horse? I don’t think so!
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Look into my eyes!
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My eyes are up…oh, wait.
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Gothic is such a great movie.
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Now do Rob’s teeth-for-eyes on this picture
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Old, but good;
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There’s nothing more punk rock than insisting you’re punk rock for using a product a corporation has been heavily promoting! Unless maybe you get your parents to insist it for you. 
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