Okay, to some of you this may make sense…BUT NOT TO ME, LOLOLOLOLOL!
https://www.indeed.com/career-advice/finding-a-job/icebreaker-questions-to-use-when-meeting-new-people?from=career_guide_newsletter_2019_08_jsx_for_cg_us_template_v1&utm_campaign=jsx_for_cg&utm_source=career_guide_newsletter_2019_08_jsx_for_cg_us_template_v1&utm_medium=email
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Thread (I advise not having anything at hand to throw at your screen, especially when you reach Tweet #4):
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You’d think he’d be ashamed to be so terrified of a girl.
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There’s so much to unpack here. You have the Deputy Press Secretary making a statement that nobody asked for Pence is totally not anti gay. And for evidence he points out that Pence had a meal with the PM of the country he was in - who so happened to be gay. Like he was supposed to just tell him to fuck off or something.
I guess what do we make of Trump’s meetings with various fascist and authoritarian dictators based on this logic?
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My ideal answer for almost all of those would be something along the lines of, “I’ll do some introspection on that and get back to you.” I guess some people just go around memorizing those questions and canned answers to them?
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Also in, the administration is totally not racist. They are friends with Kanye.
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I’m reminded of this immensely painful exchange:
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My brain hurts now.
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And, in the same email that provided me with that information…
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The person who I know who wrote a book on resumes says pretty much no one reads the cover letters. They take about 7 seconds to skim a resume. I kinda do a form cover just do it’s there.
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So do I.
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I can remember getting 2 cover letters over the last 4 years of hiring people. And neither made any difference.
Speculating here, but perhaps they were of more use when you didn’t tweak a resume for practically every job (or type of job) you’re applying for.
I know when I first entered the workforce, you had your One True Resume™ and then you cover letter explained why YOU were the right candidate for Position X.
But, then, everything about what I was taught in “How to be a slavewage 101” seemed dated at the time as well.
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I realize this has been posted elsewhere, but it needs to be here too. This the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Not even the Onion on their best day could come up with something so profoundly stupid.
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“If we just draw this little line here, I won’t look like I spaced out and started talking about a completely different state, right?”
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What? You don’t see it. Alabama is totally in the path!
Please make him go away now. Please.
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This comes closest,
context:
so, aug 28 or 29. Possibly the Most Likely Arrival Time of Tropical Storm Force Winds product.
But a thought occurs to me. Why should we waste time searching for ways to give Trump partial credit?
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The obvious question for Trump is: so, what you’re saying is, you don’t care at all about Florida or Georgia?
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Maybe it’s about SEC rivalries. /s
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Which of these questions annoys you the most and why?