I somehow need more context.
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I need less!
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The first one with the cat giving him side eye is hilarious.
Edit to add that the comments on that tweet are hilarious.
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A Twitter user named Scott Castaneda of Rochester Hills achieved an impressive Ratio on Tuesday when he tweeted at Tom Morello, guitarist of political rap-rock band Rage Against the Machine, telling him to stay out of politics.
We asked when exactly he was a fan of Rage Against the Machine — whose searing 1992 debut single “Killing in the Name” takes on police brutality, and whose debut album famously features a photo of a Buddhist monk lighting himself on fire as an act of political protest.
“I understand they’ve always been political, but it’s getting worse and worse and worse,” says Castaneda.
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“Some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses You justify those that died
By wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites” What about those lyrics would ever make someone think there could be a political message secretly hidden in there?
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Surely there must be some other machine they’re raging against.
One that is also, somehow, not political. Uh… blenders? Dremels? Can crushers… no, too environmental.
Let’s see… a blender might be used to “work” a “farce”… and might be used by someone who would burn cross buns… eureka!
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I think the best part about this is that the two artists named are RATM and … Pink.
like ???
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An age-old story. He came to London to defend national monuments, ended up urinating on one.
Banks, a Tottenham Hotspur fan, said he had travelled to central London with other football supporters to “protect statues”, but admitted he did not know which statues.
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“Statchoos” != statues
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SIXTEEN PINTS? i clearly need to drink more. i can’t even compete.
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As someone who generally doesn’t get hit much by alcohol… Trust me, unless you’re in a really stupid contest of wills, it’s much better to get a much cheaper bar tab.
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Oh, I bet he really hasn’t.
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agreed. i was just joking, of course. i can’t fathom drinking that much lager in an evening.
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I think to achieve that level on drinking, a person would first have to drain all the blood out of his body first.
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teach me your ways, master! haha
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It’s not pollen, man! That’s what the man wants you to think, man!
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"We thought that was kind of a rumors at first. We did some research, not only do the doctors’ offices confirm it, but the state confirmed they also had the same information,
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