Can I go to the bathroom?
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Would it kill you to wait?
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What, am I on an airplane?
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You mean this isn’t a casino?
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You wanna bet it isn’t?
Isn’t flying on an airplane akin to a game of chance?
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Did you think your stealth edit would slip by unnoticed?
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No? Is my confusion about which thread I was on enough to gain me some mercy? Or shall I take my Donald? (but, please, please, can it be the traditional Donald, instead of the Don of our Discontent?)
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Does the statement “You go with the Donald you have, not the Donald you might want or wish to have” mean anything to you?
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Can I at least be relived that the statement doesn’t include having the “Donald you deserve”? Or do we already have the Donald we deserve?
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So next time round do you want to go for duck or sutherland?
Unless Scrooge McDuck’s vault is included, who would choose Duck over Sutherland?
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Anybody else feel like a dickhead because they just figured out they’ve been mistaking Tom Petty for Tom Waits? And wondering why nobody was mentioning that distinctive gravelly voice? No? Just me then? 
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Am I even worse for confusing Tom Petty for Ted Fucking Nugent? 
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Can I bum a ride to the nearest ________?
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Star cluster?
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Can I say, “yes, yes you are,”?
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Can I say “Guilty as charged?”
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Was it Popeye who said “I think therefore I am?”
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