Oh, man… What if there was, like, a thread with nothing but answers? (And should we start one?)
Who would start such a thread?
Who’s on first?
I Don’t Know?
Third Base? Should we play hockey instead?
Are hockey player names less confusing?
Aren’t all Russian, Chezch, and Swedish names confusing?
Like Richard, Béliveau, Lafleur, Shutt, Gainey? Or Tim Horton, for that matter?
Is he the one that heard a Who? Or am I thinking about baseball again?
Idunno?
Who would even have that kind of time to just sit around? Potato farmers?
Why are you carving farmers out of potatoes?
You got another medium I should work in?
Would corn farmers be sturdier?
Don’t bad things happen in cornfields?
I think menhir farmers would be the most sturdy, but aren’t the menhir delivery guys even more so?
Is blushing an appropriate response to this?
This - or this?
Could it be that?