A conversation gone wrong, in a jif. or possibly a gif

Dominant paradigm, subverted. This is a brilliant idea. Between the time that I read that and wrote this, UPS arrived with 200 bucks of stuff from Amazon.

if this board got 2 bucks of that (or 50 cents, or a penny, i have no idea what their rate is) and we had a plan for what to do with extra $, and patreon for $ shortfalls.

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BOOM. Chgoliz in with the kill shot.

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has anyone asked the peanut butter brand for sponsorship? If we only hostied .'j’ifs maybe they’d pay for it?

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We could clean-up!

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Not any more.
It’s called cif now.

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Don’t mean for this to take a sour tone.

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Actually, I think we should follow suit and call them ‘cifs’ hereafter, just to emphasize how ridiculous the whole thing is. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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“Siff or kiff? Fight!”

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Why bring hiff into this, esé?

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Agreed.

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And done.

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is that Ceef or Ceif?

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Actually, it’s pronounced “chive”.

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I think you’ll find it’s actually pronounced Throatwobbler-Mangrove

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I don’t even go to the other place any more; I got my monthly update, though, and found out I had an anniversary there, as well as earning the title “Commander”.

But ya know what? So what?!

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That’s not peanut butter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LOT78zhA5w

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(note to self: do not use the scrub in a sandwich)

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At least not in one that you’re going to eat

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If I got to that point, I’d probably already have cleaned the tile with with peanut butter.

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