I’m going to offer up
Cogitate beyond the cuboid.
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I’ve always been a big fan of:
A cylinder of wriggling invertebrates
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owl be seeing you
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Drummer? Slacker. I’ve got an entire different percussion session.
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all vibraphones and cuicas
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A saying that randomly crops up:
“Like a monkey trying to fuck a football.”
Off-color, but certainly provides an interesting visual. No idea where it came from, but I’ve only heard it come out of the mouths of people from Michigan.
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Oh, yeah, an American football maybe, but not a European football.
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And here I thought that was just the canonical definition of a lottery.
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I have a number of half-remembered phrases that I’ve picked up and say that don’t mean anyhing to anyone but myself. Such as…
Take a chaw on that, Billy-boy.
Alright, Doctor, impress me.
Run in to it.
Ride like the wind!
Feel free to use any of these. You’ll get extra points if you can identify their source.
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Luckily we just got our obligatory xkcd.
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I’ve heard, “more fucked up than a football bat,” but I can’t remember where I first heard it.
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Finders keepers losers sweepers
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One crow short of a murder.
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The one I’ve read in a few places was “as queer as a football bat,” always referring to gay men.
I can’t remember any of the books I came across that in, but it was always something that pulled me out of the narrative to just go “Huh?”
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“As queer as a bottle of chips.”
I’ve only ever heard it said in a fond way, I should hurry to add…
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Indeed. That was the tone of the “football bat” comment, too, but it still was a WTF moment.
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That’s a good one. I’m still giggling.
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“Throws nickels around like manhole covers.”
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I’d like to find a mean that has a good phrase.
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