Apocalypse Watch

Not innarested in a taste of the true black meat?

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Eurgh.

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In this case they could have gone right to Oxtoplex.

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I searched on this term – Halo game something? – but also got this on my search:

Whois domain gotopless dot org, Gotopless - Claiming equal topless …

Google confused. I ain’t going there.

Edit: I changed the reference to gotopless website so people don’t click on it by mistake! Sorry. My bad.

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I’m in favor of changing culture to eat less meat (much less), preferring sustainably-farmed plants. But this article is Malthusian, based on assumed scarcity, and the Malthusian argument is not one that I’d choose.

It’s the idea that only the rich deserve to survive and the poor should just die and get out of the way or at least shouldn’t be allowed to have sex. Ending welfare, not providing health care, paying starvation wages, and sending the poor off to war were ways that Malthus suggested to kill off the extra poor people. While that outdated scarcity-based approach clearly still has its proponents in politics today, it hasn’t worked yet and after hundreds of years, it’s worth considering the opposite.

We know that wealthier populations have much lower population growth (in many areas tending toward replenishment or lower) and tend to eat healthier and more sustainably. Logically, raising people up from poverty into a wealthier lifestyle would therefore prevent the Malthusian catastrophe. That could only be done with the exact opposite approach - better health care, fewer pointless wars, higher wages, and more welfare. To get there, we have to consider the post-scarcity world, and ‘dress for the job we want, not the job we have’.

In other words, assume that there’s plenty of food and act accordingly, and it will become self-fulfilling. (Technically, there already is plenty, it’s just a matter of distribution, so the assumption isn’t too far off.)

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The middle classes in wealthy countries have fewer children, yes. Enormous per-child costs are imposed on middle-class parents who want to pass their privileges onto their offspring.

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It was supposed to be Octoplex. Curses, mobile keyboard strikes again. But I’m leaving it.

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:smiley: Good comic, but supersized meals with double meat for only 30¢ more aren’t aimed at the wealthy, just as the target market for $9 organic kale smoothies isn’t people in poverty.

In that context, the comic conflates the wealth of the U.S. with that of its citizens, - citizens that the U.N.'s special investigators of extreme poverty have discovered are living in ‘conditions that one doesn’t see in the first world’.

It’s a strange situation where the wealthy shell out big bucks for sustainable fair-trade organic vegan food in realistic single-human portions while the poor are stuck with all-you-can-eat supersized meat meals (that could feed a village) because they’re so much cheaper. We live in weird times.

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Collapsing? Stars like our don’t collapse.

They need to hire better astronomers. Which is odd, because their astrologers are usually on point.

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Animation warning, but no flashing or zooming:

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This was the plot of Timescape by Gregory Benford, a book I liked except for the rotten ending.

ETA: I like it better as FICTION.

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Obligatory:

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Probably a more realistic obligatory:

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Well if you’re going to go there, obligatory dance remix(es):

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I don’t get how nuclear conflict counts as any sort of apocalypse. An apocalypse is supposed to be a significant shift in perception that yields astounding new insights into existence. Knowing that “some people are violent assholes who sometimes annihilate each other” sounds like the status quo, an insight as old as time itself. Y’all are giving war far too much credit, here.

It reminds me of the episode of Monkey Dust where marketers re-brand cancer with some hip new name to increase its appeal. Instead it’s re-branding war as “breakthrough” to make it sound palatable.

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Oh, you do so get it. It refers to Revelation (from Greek apokalypsis uncover) and that’s how English speakers have used it for centuries: to refer to the catastrophic end of the world. One might as well complain that one cannot have a cataclysm without a sufficient supply of water, or indeed a catastrophe outside of the end of a theatrical tragedy.

“War never changes,” sez Ron Perlman, and it sounds as if you’d agree, except for the context in which he said it (the Fallout series of videogames) concerns the aftermath of a nuclear exchange lasting a little under two hours that kills off most of humanity as well as killing, maiming, or altering many other species of life as well. Death and destruction of a scale undreamed by the bloodthirstiest warlords of history. Yeah, just a dumb video game, sure, but “giving war far too much credit” for upending the status quo? Please. The very scale of destruction wrought by even a single primitive nuclear weapon is the reason why no president or potentate in possession of such an arsenal, however unhinged, has dared use one since Nagasaki. How many other armies throughout history have bankrupted themselves developing weapons they never intend to use?

You don’t have to use the language the same way the multitudes do, but “disingenuous” doesn’t mean you’re a slave in ancient Rome, either.

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