Other, his pedantry is contagious! Resist! Resist!
Sorry, Myf. When you rummage around in Mr. Collinsâ attic, some is bound to rub off.
Other,
I meant âClassical Graceâ as a description of style. Think of Pindar and Praxiteles.
You are of course correct that Homer was preserved in Archaic Greek, primarily Ionic and Aeolic .
I do appreciate your studious attention to details.
Now if only Zero would join our discussions.
On a rooftop in the warehouse district, the two nemeses finally confront each other on this rain-slicked night.
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rolls tgt tgt rolls
R1: CRIT (00+) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 24) miss [Zero Demos is Unyielding]
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Mr. Collins (6/6) v. (5/6) Zero Demos
Immortals - please submit your stances for round 2 via PM.
Oh, itâs going to go like that, is it?
At least itâll be over quickly.
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rolls tgt tgt rolls
CRIT (00+) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 24) miss [Zero Demos is Unyielding]
R2: Hit! ( 77) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 68) Hit! [Both are Unphased]
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Mr. Collins (6/6) v. (5/6) Zero Demos
Dear ÎινÎνιĎ
May I call you that? For your name isnât âZero Demosâ or âPatrick Batemanâ anymore than a Ptolemaic Greek like me is named âMr Colliins.â
You tell a delightful tale of how you came to the awareness that you were immortal. It is an engaging and sympathetic tale:
If you know your prehistory, youâll know that Santorini wasnât a terribly great place to be 3500 years ago. Getting a volcano dropped on my head while I was out fishing with my brother was a bit of a shock. Waking up buried in lava was an even bigger one. Took (literally) lifetimes to dig myself out. Iâve had a bit of an issue with confined spaces ever since.
Iâve let this stand, but now that we are only two, we owe our fellow fallen a bit more truth than that.
The Thera eruption, as you know from first hand experience, happened in phases.
The light tephra fall that occurred several months before the main eruption alerted the population (one did not need to be a priest to understand such a clear message from the Gods) and prompted a (relatively) orderly evacuation. Unlike Pompeii, no evidence of human remains nor any human artifacts have been found (save one figurine hidden under a floor).
The first major eruption phase was primarily pumice ash. Lava, the heart of your tale, only becomes prominent with the the second and third major eruption phases.
ÎινÎÎ˝ÎąĎ you claim you and your brother were present as mere âsimple fishermen.â
long after the Gods had clearly revealed their intent
after everyone else had fled
sailing through a boiling moonscape.
While youâre spinning tales, why donât you try to sell me a bridge, too?
You confessed the truth to me long ago. I carry that confession with me still.
I encourage you, @daneel, to put down your millennial-old burden and share your story.
Or would you rather I tell it?
Yours in Truth,
âMr. Collinsâ
Oh surely, the old gods needed just one more night.
Few of us remember, now, what it was like before the Kollignsrein.
Old gods, do you remember?
Donât get them started. Theyâll never stop. Believe me.
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rolls tgt tgt rolls
CRIT (00+) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 24) miss [Zero Demos is Unyielding]
Hit! ( 77) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 68) Hit! [Both are Unphased]
R3: CRIT (00+) 70 Nor v. Def 30 ( 38) Hit!
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Mr. Collins (5/6) v. (3/6) Zero Demos
Hey Zero! Letâs play him this one!
On the day I was born the rain fell down
There was trouble brewinâ in my home town
It was the seventh day I was the seventh son
And it scared the hell out of every one
They said stop
I said go
They said fast
I said slow
They said yes
I said no
I do the bad boy boogie
Beinâ a bad boy ainât that bad
I had me more dirty women than most men ever had
All you women come along with me
And Iâll show how good a bad boy can be
I said right
And they said left
I said east
And they said west
I said up
And they said down
I do the bad boy boogie
All over town
I wouldnât tell you no story
Tell you no lie
I was born to love till the day I die
I just line em up
And I knock em down
And they all came a runninâ when the word got around
Just keep runninâ
I said up
They said down
They said straight
I said round
They said lost
I said found
I said free
They said bound
Bad boy boogie
Do the bad boy
Bad boy boogie
Bad boy boogie
Fuck it, I give up.
The is but the start, Demos.
Fortune turned last time we met, too.
I understand how you perfectly matched my stance the first two rounds, but this time around? whoa.
-C
Zero has accepted his fate and declines to offer any further stances, just his neck.