Because Fuck You metric system

Now youre just being silly

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See, metrics can even make you thin

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Game of Thrones actor and former World’s Strongest Man Hafþór Björnsson has hoisted 996 lbs, 283 Petabytes, and about $32 million worth of next-gen SSDs in what has to be the most expensive deadlift in history

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So… Robert Wadlow’s ideally sized girlfriend would have been 166cm, or about 5’5"?

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Obviously nobody should feel obliged to stick to these, but I have to admit it makes a really cute couple when a tall woman is peering down at you from the shoulder of her beloved frost giant.

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Maybe the column on the right is waist circumference.

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But we scared it away with an asteroid the size of 3 million mice.

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'Sright! squeak squeak squeeeek

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That’s not the Ecclestone scale.

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At work we grow lots of wheat grass to feed the locusts. Today when I walked in I saw this laminated card posted to help the new vet tech that is doing the planting. I don’t know who made the card, but the cup to ml conversion is really making my head hurt

1cup is 1 liter

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What if an inexpensive kitchen scale just appeared in the grow room?

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pardon my ignorance, por favor,
why are you feeding locusts?
i mean, your handle - scientician - must be a clue…
but i admit i haven’t a clue. are you fattening them up for making chapulines? i could go for some chapulines and guac, right now. with some Tecate.

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