I was going to go there but you went first. Fancy penguins having their own café and orchestra!
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It’s not always that easy to do, though, you know?
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Yes! That was exactly my first thought. Like even halfway back?
My second thought: 3,434 kilometers. What is that in miles? 
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It the equivalent of over 635,000 orcas laid end-to-end over consecutive football fields.
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Dunno. Like, 14?
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And it’s not like they don’t have their own boats.
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But didn’t the front fall off?
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Already posted 6 days ago…
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crap, I must have missed that… and I though I saw all the posts 
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Inside each of us live two wolves, named Hope and Despair, who are always fighting. There is also a penguin named Tim. What’s up with Tim, anyway?
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Oh, bleedin’ 'ell, you just had me guffaw uncontrollably for the last few mins.
If I wake the neighbours up at this time of night, I’m blaming you. But in a good way.
Or to give him his full name:
Mission Timpossible
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The more I learn about Tim, the more I feel that I don’t know. A veritable paradoxipenguin.
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