Because Fuck You metric system

¿un gorila grande, o un gorila pequeño?

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As long as is not this gorilla…

Blurred because NSFW (cartoon jokeish genitalia)

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…King Dong?

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I think that hitting would end up as a large rock the size of a small rock.

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A Middle Jurassic dinosaur has been unearthed 166 million years after it died. It was the size of a large dog and ate a vegetarian diet. The newly-uncovered juvenile from Scottish rocks is making waves among paleontology fans.

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Like this?

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The Chesapeake Bay Retriever is a large breed of dog belonging to the retriever, gundog, and sporting breed groups.[1][2][3]

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or this?

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The Irish Wolfhound (Irish: Cú Faoil) is a breed of large sighthound that has, by its presence and substantial size, inspired literature, poetry and mythology.[3][4][5]

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Because fuck you backwards and forwards, ISO 8601 format YYYY-MM-DD (2025-05-22) :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I can’t get past the gorilla in the room here…who circumcised that ape and did the mohel charge by the pound? How many bananas worth of foreskin was removed?

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I was honestly wondering that myself!

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11 Tacos is a Doordash dozen.

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Could 1250 men fight an asteroid the size of 12.5 gorillas?

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Seems like that should be 10…

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As long as they are the appropiate ones…

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OK, that one gets a pass!

Perfectly cromulent measuring unit.

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in Chicago, yes. only so long as no ketchup is involved!

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Bun length or standard, though?

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i don’t reckon we’re talkin’ Sonic foot-longs here.
Chicago knows their cased-meat treats, and just how long they should be.

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Slaw dog for the win!!

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