I seem to recall that the squirrel was the one that could fly…
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Of course! That’s why you don’t see Rocky in this picture.
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…and her middle name is Jasmine. Rocket Jasmine Squirrel.
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Red oak
… Local lore is when leaves are the size of squirrel ears, that’s peak time to look for morel mushrooms.
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I need a conversion chart for making sense of blue whale weight in terms of corgis.
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“Which weights more, the unbearable burden of an inmense talent, or the absolute indifference I have for rethorical questions like that one?”
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Mandatory reference:
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1* corgi
* very large
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Using approximate weights from reputable sources. I calculate the Corgi:Blue whale ratio to be approx 8,235,294
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using your ratio, and extrapolating one (average cavendish banana) to one (average adult) corgi,
13,608g (30lb corgi) ÷ 150g (banana) x 8,235,294 (corgis : blue whale) = 747,105,872 bananas to one blue whale.
y’all check my figures, but i feel they are solid, and banana : corgi ratio at 91 is an informative conversion and fuck you metric system.
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What’s the ratio of cavendish to gros michel?
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when’s the last time you had a gros michel to use as reference?
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Oh, I don’t eat bananas. They threaten my masculinity.
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