I hadn’t heard of tortoise shell spoons, but I think as long as you don’t use silver?
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right - not silver, gold or other metals.
i know i would much prefer those utensils to be mother-of-pearl (maybe not abalone), rather than tortoise.
not very “manly”, i know, but i don’t need that heavy notion in addition to devouring thousands of fish roe. and i do loves me some fish eggs!
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Reminded me of my grandmother, who passed a lot of china and cutlery on to me. I’ve used it all maybe three times in 30 years.
True. It gave me a flashback to lessons that were thankfully not as bad as this:
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All you need is SPORK
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What about the knives though? Can’t we add a cutting edge…I don’t know, just wherever, I’m sure there’s no reason it would make anything difficult to have a blade at a random spot.
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Tactical Spork, FTW!
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Ah ha, that’s back on topic! I think?
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Yeah, that’s the problem. I believe most men are decent and safe, and some are very obviously unsafe, but the really bad ones are indistinguishable from the decent ones. (See also: Neil Gaiman.)
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Spacey is a vile person.
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For the people so insecure that their Black Rifle Coffee isn’t even a butch enough way to start the day.
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Men, Conservative Men is a synonym for gullible, insecure chumps
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Yes, “latchkey kid that didn’t grow up” is definitely the kind of image I want to project, and I’m sure it dramatically improves my chances to mate.
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I also can’t believe anti-woke bros would dress like that? Maybe those are pj’s that the company also sells. And is that G9 on them? Maybe a Proud Boy thing. 
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