With the new ChairLyft™ app on my phone, there shouldn’t be much need for my own gear:
As a bonus, I’ll be providing employment for gig-economy millennials. I’m a job creator!
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Rotated 90 degrees, it doubles as a hearse. Download the UberCorpse™ app today!
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No, no, no. That service should be called Ünter™ and the contractor/employees Üntertakers™.
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My grandmother had a thing in her easy chair, where if you get up a little bit, it would launch you the rest of the way. It was basically a big spring between the seat and the bottom of the mechanism. It was an odd feeling, getting pushed out of the chair by your butt.
But, being entirely mechanical, something like that could be hand crafted from recycled products, and fit right in!
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While a chairapult is fine for casuals, the real experts prefer a Trebuchair. Just saying… just
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Wouldn’t a trebuchair have to weigh almost as much as the person it’s trying to help out of the chair in order to work?
I’d prefer to move a chairapult, is what I’m saying.
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Nashville is about 2 hours away and has a Macy’s. You can visit and we’ll go and I’ll bitch the whole time about shopping and such.
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Gotta say though, I did love it when Staples repurposed “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” for advertising its back-to-school sales.
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I feel obliged to point out to any slackers out there (who of course may be of any age) that the best time to create new traditions is right now. 
While we wait, here’s some Xmas music from (13-year-old!) Brenda Lee.
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The means to move the chair is in the winding of the mechanism, whichever mechanism you choose. Either requires additions.
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Let the record show I tried.
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Yeah, my mom’s in Nashville so I’m there all the time. I am game on for a meetup.
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sweet. Saturday afternoons work best for me.
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Surprise, surprise: there’s a remix we can all probably agree on.
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Come on. Working within a rhyming scheme isn’t that hard. Even if they wanted to leave the original “Mouse” lines intact, it should have been doable.
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Fair point!
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Now that’s interesting, because for the first time ever it was clear what the woman was singing, and that it was more about her reputation/expectations around her behaviour.
That has never been clear to me from the movie version. Probably doesn’t help I can’t stand the singing.
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Honestly, I do not get the brouhaha over this song. It’s obvious they both want to get down, but what will the neighbors think? Well of course everyone is concerned about her safety and no one would fault her if she stayed because weather. They are cooking up their cover so she can stay over and canoodle.
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