At least they should have a Roomba!
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I assume transporter for everything. Beam the poops out. Since dust is largely dead skin cells, exfoliating beams automatically throughout the day. Though I suppose if that were true everyone would be sparkling like a Twilight vampire every so often.
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“Oops.” Lt. Barcley accidentally tuned the exfoliating beams to the wrong frequency and everyone’s scalp now looks like Capt. Picard’s.
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To be honest, I want that vacuum cleaner. I feel like it’s a Miele.
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Oh hells no. Growing up in the 70’s we had a Kenmore vacuum like that, you know, for the shagg, and if you like dragging a dead dog around behind you while you clean the carpet well, good for you. I’d assume the freaking Enterprise would have the whole-house vac system like the rich people I knew had.
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I refuse to accept that Star Fleet uses a Kenmore.
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Oh no, there goes another romantic childhood notion …
I had always assumed they were so advanced that the ship simply was incapable of getting dirty in the first place. Ah well …
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When it comes to vacuum cleaners, despite living practically next door to Kobold central, look into getting a Sebo.
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This whole topic gave me a flashback to Voyager with hopes that any automated cleaning would not involve holographic technology:
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Wow, Grok is having a bad day.
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Pike’s Pompadour grows ever higher.
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It’s pompa-rific!
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anyone else familiar with this youtuber?
Not sure I agree with everything he says here… but some thoughtful discussion perhaps?
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