Someone made an updated version of my favourite Venn Diagram
(except I do like figs)
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Spaceship from another star.
They ask me where the people are.
What do I tell them?
I tell them I’m the only one.
There was a war, so I must have won.
Please take me with you.
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The hard seltzers are not sweet like the prepackaged cocktails. They ferment them down to almost zero residual sugar.
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The more y’all try to explain me what a hard seltzer is, the more confused I am 
Anyway, hoping a merry christmas is in order (not that I’m particularly devout, but looking forward to the christmas feast, our thanksgiving equivalent):
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False Umlaut is false.
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RIGHT IN THE FEELINGS
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yeah, guess whoever sent it to me decided it was not german enough, or metal enough.
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