That’s quite the modest proposal
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Eh, not even original.
Frank Herbert already used this for the Bene Tleilaxu (aka Face Dancers) in the Dune universe.
(Also: WTAF?! Someone actually suggesting this.)
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Something something Torment Nexus…
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I think I found it:
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…and that’s not the only example of blatant sexism in Dune.
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I have some ideas about ways those doctors’ bodies could be used. I mean, it’s all about USE.
We could make them into wastebaskets, like the twits they are.
They could be used as dual purpose paper shredders/garbage disposals. There’d be a switch so you could go seamlessly from one useful function to the other. The first things they’d have to shred are their own “studies” re: this subject, next all their other worthless “studies” (b/c this can’t possibly be their only idiotic idea) on whomst money was wasted.
Composters. Actually, that function could be added to the above suggestion, for A Truly Deluxe™ Model.
Boot scrapers.
Martial arts practice equipment. They’re already vaguely man-shaped and all.
Stable/barn mucking out wheelbarrows…nah, they’re already too fulla shit.
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I would so punch him in the face with that bat from the Walking Dead guy
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I would pay $100.
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well, thanks for the recommendation! I’m currently working with them in the background 
As for me, I think Hevia steered me away from EDM and Techno and into Folk and traditional music so hard I still have not recovered… 
So we could say Hevia changed my life.
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I think it would be crueler to use the extremely inneficient method:
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You’re not the first one to say that about Cocteau Twins.
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Happy new year everybody 
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Feliz año nuevo para ti, camarada hermano.
to you as well, comrade.
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