Don’t forget the rocking chair. Extra points if it actually rocks (Grandma Lou powered or equivalent).
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nobody need resurrect my dead relative, Colonel Shithead. not for creeps, not for scares, not for any reason.
non-topical aside:
he was buried with full military honors. upon approaching the open casket, i was able to lean in and place a “Zero Fucks” coin under the lapel of his uniform jacket.
back on topic, here is a meme:
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I’m so old that this is what I hoped the year 2000 to look like when I was a kid. 
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yoinked!
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I need that second sticker. Actually. Roll of 1000.
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I need to learn how to make animated gifs. That needs to scroll up to 1 and then change back to 0.
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Days that’s bit optimistic.
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