He’s been telling his wife all kindsa shit he shouldn’t either!
Liz Truss will be furious. ‘I did it first!’
“Evil lettuce wastes Queen Elizabeth! Story at 10!”
Please, please, don’t give him any ideas…
It’s ok, Trump is not going to declare himself pope. Unfortunately though that’s only because it’s a step down from declaring himself the messiah.
Yeah, but I still don’t put it past him to try. He’s gotta be the bestiest best ever, ya know, so why not both?!? (And now I’m feeling nauseous just saying that. 
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He’s specially good at pooping
…out of his mouth every time he speaks.
he has the midas’ butt touch: Everything he touches becomes poop.
Today we were discussing at work the possibility of me going to your wonderful country to attend a meeting with one of my clients.
I respectfully declined, and off the record, i told my friend that “the F in USA stands for Freedom” and that “while El Salvador looks very nice this time of the year, I would like not to accidentally extend my America’s tour for too long”.
