Elections 2023-2024

I suppose you had to be there.

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Great, what joke did I miss? EDIT: Oh, I didn’t see that. I presume it’s worse that falling on a bike cross bar, kinda like this past US election cycle?

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Having a little trouble negotiating a “zipless fuck.”

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It took me a bit to find the pic, lol!

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They left out the most important question: Keep a Black woman from being president. That (IMHO) is the basic root of where we are. The original and ongoing sin of the USA. Racism, sexism, Xtianism.

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So the last unresolved US election of 2024 has finally been settled.

After more than 6 months of legal nonsense the Republicans ultimately failed to steal that state supreme court seat.

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Thank the Street God(*). As an NC resident this one has been weighing on me. The NC Republican establishment’s shenanigans really know no bounds.

(* Ask Me About my new religion and its two deities, The Woods God and The Street God.)

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Two questions:

  1. Does it require me to liquidate all of my worldly possessions for the benefit of the religion?
  2. Do I get a snazzy robe?

ETA: 3) Is it open to anyone (I guess that should have been the first question)

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To be sure, it’s more of a religious framework than a full-fledged organized practice. But if your checkbook is willing, our coffers are weak.

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I see, I see. I really had my heart set on that robe. Is there a pattern picked out for robes down the line, at least?

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Are you Team Woods or Team Street? I imagine Team Woods would be kind of a riding-cloak kind of thing in heavy green velvet. Team Street would be more of a b-boy look.

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Difficult to say. I have a street address. But it’s in the U.P. Seems like it could go either way.

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There are worse looks than a zip-up hoodie accented with a vintage cloak. Just make sure your All-Stars are forest green hi-tops.

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I have an old pair of Timberlands, those should work for both. My main concern now is angering one or both gods through sheer indecisiveness.

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The middle path is Subaru.

May both Forest and Street smile upon you.

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I stand on the shoulder of giants (McRae, Pastrana, Makkinen, Solberg)

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