Elon Musk Destroys Everything

The FBI could probably use a few laughs right now.

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Surely the majority of the replies to that post are just screenshots of that post, right?

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:laughing:

If I were willing to dive into the Xitter cesspool to find the original post, I’d let you know.

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I can’t find that post on xitter.

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Good thing somebody took a screenshot of it then.

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video

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If only he had spent more time playing video games…

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Your brave dive into xitter (aka Musk’s large intestine) is greatly appreciated. Here ya go. Dive into this.

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Musk behaves as if the whole world is a video game. Everyone else is an NPC… lowly, replaceable, and easy to kick around and beat.

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It’s not an Enterprise - it’s more of a Jefferson Starship.

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OMFG!

BREAKING: Fire erupts at Tesla battery storage plant as residents told ‘close all windows and doors’

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Close all windows? I love the smell of lithium in the morning.

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Smoke from a lithium fire is particularly toxic. Fuck! There’s karma… then there’s this karma’s horrible “collateral damage” from the smoke and a fire which could spread. Fuck, fuck.

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Is it just me or is it Tesla every time? Other electric car brands do exist, yet they don’t seem to be blowing up every other week, somehow…

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In the article, it says

“Fire officials are urging residents in the area to close all doors and windows and evacuation orders have been issued for zones MRY-B037, MRY-B047, MRY-B050, MRY-B051, MRY-B053, MRY-B058 and MRY-B060. Residents are also requested to stay out of the area to allow for access of emergency vehicles.”

[my emphasis]

I’m reassured that they’re not just saying “shut the windows and you’ll be fine.”

Also in the article:

The plant had previously caught fire back in September 2022

Wait, what now?

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“Blowing up” or otherwise…

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I couldn’t find anything on the number of batteries stored there, but it is named as being the largest battery storage facility in the world.

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