This is so stupidly performative masculinity… just dumb stuff.
Please Elon help them more! Faster!!
Apart from giving him a Boeing hat and a “special helper” sticker while he made airplane sounds, I wonder what Musk could have possibly contributed to speeding the production process.
Cutting corners.
He might want it covered in gold leaf.
I’m guessing… AI? It’s gotta be AI.
I really feel that he is spiraling out of control. He is like Tony Stark, but without Pepper Potts and Nick Fury to keep him on track.
“ Schmitt: [hamming at camera] Javier Milei from Argentina, you guys know who that is, right?
Milei, a friendly-looking figure who resembles Bilbo Baggins right before he Smeagolifies, enters the stage carrying a chainsaw. He presents the chainsaw to the billionaire, who then waves it around unsteadily.”
“Musk: Yeah. And then we found that there was, like $100 million contract given to some guy in London, actually, while, you know, yeah, well, the CBP One app. So, so then, so they’re flying illegals into the swing states. And if you’ve got like, a margin of victory of maybe 20,000 people, and you fly 200,000 illegals into that state, it’s not gonna be a swing state for long.”
He’s sounding more like the Turnip.
“As an Elon Musk biographer, I would peg his IQ as between 100 and 110,” Abramson tweeted Thursday afternoon. “There’s zero evidence in his biography of anything higher. And I want to repeat that now, lest you think it a typo. There’s zero evidence, from his life history, of Musk having anything higher than a 110 IQ.”
The author then stepped away from the platform (“on the basis of this not being a platform worth spending time on”) only to return Friday morning and find his initial message had gone viral in online MAGA communities — and “because Nate Silver thinks Carlyle’s 1800s theory of history, the Great Man Theory, is still relevant to historians in 2025,” Abramson continued.
Makes sense to me. He’s just another overconfident mediocre white man, with an especially wealthy background.
Born on third base, thinks he hit a home run.