Oops. More dick surgery for Elno!
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More on deadbeat dad Elon
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They can carry guns on jets now.
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And get their very own deputy gang tattoos.
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Eat your heart out, Boeing!
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They can carry guns in the Capitol building.
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I thought I was reading an Onion article. As always, satire is dead.
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You don’t refinish such an important antique. I hope they just told him that and bring it back after waxing it. Put some chemical smell on the inside of a drawer or something to fool him. Or some lemon scent.
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As always, these numbers are shameful. A slight majority is never encouraging when the option it’s going up against should barely even exist.
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EM is a Syndrome.
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GAWD - I wanna be 3 to 6 percenter!
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He’s got so many kids, that he’s probably not concerned if one of them has a life-threatening/altering issue.
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Or maybe cut off his leg and bleed to death on stage.
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