Elon Musk Destroys Everything

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Yeah it’s kind of sad about here (elsewhere too I’m sure, but also very much specifically here.) People pour in ready to teach us ignorant white racist hicks and lazy browns how to live real nice like they do and call themselves liberals or conservatives based on fashion or personal prejudice, while the whites are told to blame the browns who deserve it as payback and the browns are told the whites deserve it as payback. People come here thinking they know the story but it’s always the same story so the easiest way to fuck any kind of majority effort in Texas is to start shit between the people who are “too brown to listen to” and the people who are “too white to listen to.” Actual racial bias then often amplifies the dumbest and most viciously motivated voices in the room, sometimes unintentionally even.

I got nothing. AFAICT this state has been like this for a century or more and always will be. When something is lost or damaged it’s always happening to “those people” so no one gets mad enough to do anything.

Meanwhile “the good man has no shape.”

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Selecting only male progeny as a policy leaves his straight kids without partners.

It’s also the stupidest way to try and colonize a planet or even just increase the population; as he says he wants to.

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If you want the population to increase you want there to be lots of women. If you want your personal genetic contribution to the population to go up, though, it’s better to have the handful of men be from your family. As I’ve said before, this is a man who has hundreds of billions of dollars, and yet the best he can come up with for his legacy is spawning like an invasive mussel.

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Those names are some real Tragedeighs.

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Going with 1.

Although 2 and 3 are ridiculous enough to be true.

Now, come on, Lucy, that’s ten replies, put us out of our ambivalence.

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It is…

#3! She’s directed at least 3 trilogies.

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I feel slightly gross that I got that right. Sigh…

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Here’s an archive.is link to the story.

Yeah, that’s definitely extortion. “Nice company ya got there, it’s be a shame if somethin’ bad happened to it, y’know?”

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Ew, hope none of them mate with any trump grandkids.

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I think they’re all here:

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I keep thinking of this:

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Easier to read, with no need to click away to another site!

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It also seems like a first amendment violation: “Engage in this particular speech, or the government will punish you.” So much for being a free speech absoluti… eh, you know, pointing out the irony of his assertion feels completely superfluous now. That dead (fascist) horse has been well and truly flogged.

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There are people who can wield a chainsaw on stage but I don’t think that’s good idea if you are going down to the K-hole.

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