Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Is it Mr. Milei behind him?

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Fucking tool.

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They probably didn’t let him or play with a functional chainsaw. It was just a prop.

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Too bad.

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That chainsaw has no cutting chain.

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This is so stupidly performative masculinity… just dumb stuff.

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/boeing-ceo-says-musk-is-helping-speed-troubled-air-force-one-jets/

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Please Elon help them more! Faster!!

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Apart from giving him a Boeing hat and a “special helper” sticker while he made airplane sounds, I wonder what Musk could have possibly contributed to speeding the production process.

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Cutting corners.

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He might want it covered in gold leaf.

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Elon Musk Rants Incoherently in Sunglasses While X Shadowbans His Pleading Baby Mama

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I’m guessing… AI? It’s gotta be AI.

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I really feel that he is spiraling out of control. He is like Tony Stark, but without Pepper Potts and Nick Fury to keep him on track.

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Schmitt: [hamming at camera] Javier Milei from Argentina, you guys know who that is, right?

Milei, a friendly-looking figure who resembles Bilbo Baggins right before he Smeagolifies, enters the stage carrying a chainsaw. He presents the chainsaw to the billionaire, who then waves it around unsteadily.

Musk: Yeah. And then we found that there was, like $100 million contract given to some guy in London, actually, while, you know, yeah, well, the CBP One app. So, so then, so they’re flying illegals into the swing states. And if you’ve got like, a margin of victory of maybe 20,000 people, and you fly 200,000 illegals into that state, it’s not gonna be a swing state for long.”

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He’s sounding more like the Turnip.

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