Elon Musk Destroys Everything

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I’m so fucking tired of winning.

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I don’t think this is real, but hilarious regardless

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In the context of points 3 and 4, “see you soon!” has depths of meaning.

:+1:

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What does this headline even is supposed to mean, incendiary devices “discovered” at Tesla dealership?
They openly display and sell them to the public.

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As DOGE Attacks Social Security, New Report Shows Elon is One of the Government’s Biggest Beneficiaries

Well, this is my “surprised” face.
Also, I’m repeatedly having flashbacks to news reports from the Reagan era about “welfare queens” gaming the system.

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https://archive.ph/VmD2p

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I bet Elno hates being mocked, too:

:smiling_imp:

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“Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses.”

Not exactly a new phenomenon. And calling it the Musk Effect gives too much… - well I want to say credit, but that’s not the right word in this context - attention? notoriety? to this very special asshole.

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Roughly equivalent to “It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt”.

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I think Sir Humphrey Appleby translated it best: “If you’d kept your mouth shut we might have thought you were clever.”

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If there’s one thing you need in Aviation- it’s a communication system that doesn’t work well in the rain.

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May they all be eaten by Bronterocs.

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So much palming, both my hand and face hurt.

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