It is truthful.
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Looks like he sucks at targeting investors too. Not that I have much to invest either. I put $500 into a startup here a few years ago.
If he’s targeting tiny investors on Start Engine- maybe it says something good about his ability to raise funds now? Or lack thereof.
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Tesla’s stock is dropping like America’s international reputation after Zelenskyy humiliated Tramp and Jerky D.
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A cybertruck is as attractive and functional as Elon’s penis.
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That seems really cruel but I can’t figure out in which direction.
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Elon Musk is genuinely stupid enough to think his money would carry over after an apocalypse, isn’t he? He probably thinks that when he dies, he’ll wake up finding the whole world was a simulation but the money is still somehow valid.
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Welcome to the apocalypse. We take Bitcoin.
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Because civilization may have collapsed but we all still have networked computers running the blockchain 
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PSA: if you see a cybertruck stuck at a light you can do a little dance with a hearty wanking motion followed by a Nazi salute, and the occupants of that vehicle will maybe run that light to escape you - at least in my neighborhood, as demonstrated by two teenage heroes at a bus stop
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It’s a classic supervillain thing is to have a game in your office so that you can use it as a metaphor to talk about your evil plans. Chess, go, poker. But Musk knows those games are stupid because they’re so simple that there’s no way to win except by being better than the other player. Diablo matches his style much better because you can pay someone else to level up your character and then pretend their achievements are your own.
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Hmm, why isn’t he hardcore working? He should be let go from his “job”.
Leon, name five things that you personally accomplished since January 20. Be sure to use bullet points and be specific. You’ll need to include files, spreadsheets—basically proof that you yourself did the work, not your groupies.
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in your whole life.
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Jet, Sub or Booga?
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Elon wasn’t lying about Quake*.
*Zip2 had a faster internet connection then most of other players…
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