Elon Musk Destroys Everything

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What Did I Just See GIFs | Tenor

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“… repossess Twitter…”

Given the crazypants oligarchs who enable Alex Jones and his conjobs, monkeywrenching the sale of Infowars, my guess is mere receivership and repossession will be mere speedbumps for Elno’s monied stans.

I hope I am wrong.
I hope we get real justice as soon as possible.
But.
In the current lawless reality of this regime, I see a higher probability of the “arc of justice is long…” etc.

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Amtrak Doesn’t Understand Why Elon Musk Wants To Privatize Amtrak After It Broke Ridership And Revenue Records In 2024

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These Are All The Things You Thought Elon Musk Was Going To Do To Bump The Stock Price

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Wait another month and they’ll have to sell tesla to a VC firm to chop up for parts just to make that payment.

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“Charles Manson didn’t kill a single person - the hippies who worshiped him did…” JFC… That’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard in a while.

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Attention Doge-bros and cabinet members: pay attention to the fast approaching cybertruck Musk is about to throw you under.

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Throw them under the cybertruck…? why no, good sir! He’ll just trap them inside and let them burn…

But of course, they all signed up for this, unlike the rest of us…

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The crash continues.

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Yeah, the stock climbed a bit after the White House advertisement, er, event, but that was clearly just hopeful investors ignoring all the ground truths - that it’s still wildly overvalued and the more associations with Trump, the more it alienates the traditional Tesla buyer (without creating a new market with MAGAts). There’s going to be an ugly reckoning at some point, inevitably.

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“Hawk” is a lawyer in California;

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Superimposing fElon’s face onto Buster Keaton’…

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