Elon Musk Destroys Everything

These Are All The Things You Thought Elon Musk Was Going To Do To Bump The Stock Price

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Wait another month and they’ll have to sell tesla to a VC firm to chop up for parts just to make that payment.

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“Charles Manson didn’t kill a single person - the hippies who worshiped him did…” JFC… That’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard in a while.

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Attention Doge-bros and cabinet members: pay attention to the fast approaching cybertruck Musk is about to throw you under.

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Throw them under the cybertruck…? why no, good sir! He’ll just trap them inside and let them burn…

But of course, they all signed up for this, unlike the rest of us…

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The crash continues.

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Yeah, the stock climbed a bit after the White House advertisement, er, event, but that was clearly just hopeful investors ignoring all the ground truths - that it’s still wildly overvalued and the more associations with Trump, the more it alienates the traditional Tesla buyer (without creating a new market with MAGAts). There’s going to be an ugly reckoning at some point, inevitably.

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“Hawk” is a lawyer in California;

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Superimposing fElon’s face onto Buster Keaton’…

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Again, in London today (allegedly).

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oh, please let that be real!
like real, in-real-life-seen-it-at-the-bus-stop real!

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Um, then why didn’t the democrats win?

Wait what? Immigrants are living 90% better than the rest of the world?

And your wtf for the next 10 minutes until he opens his mouth again.

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Oh, that’s a good one.

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Yes, please! I would love to read that Netanyahu was incinerated in a random cybertruck battery explosion.

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I would settle for whatever percent Norway is at.

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He is a liar but idk.

“See, there’s a whole part of my life that nobody knows about,” Manson is heard saying in one of the tapes, which feature in a new documentary series Making Manson.

“I lived in Mexico for a while. I went to Acapulco, stole some cars. I just got involved in stuff over my head, man. Got involved in a couple of killings. I left my .357 Magnum in Mexico City, and I left some dead people on the beach.”

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