Elon Musk Destroys Everything

(excerpt) But you wouldn’t know it from the after-hours boost to its share price as CEO Elon Musk predicted a record 2025 buoyed by yet more promises of fully autonomous robotaxis.

Or buoyed more by Musk’s WH connection and what could be gained thereby. Investors: “He is in! The sanctum sanctorum!”

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Executive Order exempting Tesla from NHTSA investigations in 5, 4, 3, …

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I looked through the Marx Brothers Scrapbook. I found a cartoon from 1914, and he is credited as “Arthur Marx.” So it does indeed predate the First World War.

Low-rez example below:

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kosmogrl

well yes!

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Well there’s an organization that needs to put out merch immediately.

especially since his followers will buy it, think it’s supportive of him.

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tuesdaey
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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Amen.

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I thought they were into drone strikes using bladed missiles these days?

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Jeebus, this is insane!! Someone needs to arrest these assholes.

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No worries, I was laughing when I posted it. :wink::joy::rofl:

I’m sorry about your friends’ problem car, that stinks. I won’t say the model doesn’t have its quirks, because it does (all cars do. My first car had a fuel light that would go on if I hit a bump, even on a full tank.) Electrical system issues can be a thing with Cruisers, according to the Consumer Reports book I carried with me on the car search when I bought mine. :woman_shrugging: (Overall, the years’ make I wound up buying had a good rating, and I got it from a closing dealership, so I got a good deal.)

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I dont understand. What is the Musk connection?

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He’s a heavy ketamine user.

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“Which would mean no inflation…” WTF? The federal deficit does not work that way, you inveterate asshat!

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Unfortunately, Musk isn’t going to be an ignored, exploited child tossed into a profit-driven meatgrinder.

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Seriously, is there anything at all that he knows anything about?

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Grifting? :woman_shrugging:

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