Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Or maybe his plastic surgeon is a Margaret Keane fan?

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C’mon! What did Steve Buscemi ever do to you?

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So he posted a picture of his daughter, her full name, her position of where she works, and a page of a signed tax statement she filed.

Did he use his “read only” access to various government systems to find this information and then post it for the world to see?

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At 19:20ish of the full video Lil X picks his nose and wipes it on the fancy desk the co president is sitting at.

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In the somewhat finer print at the top of the image, Kuo corrects an error. It was not her tax return, but actually a screenshot of her LinkedIn page. So not illicitly gained info, but still a threat.

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He still has his kidnapped child hanging about, I see…

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I tell kids all the time that “you need to have your ducks in a row before you start flapping your jaws. It keeps you from looking dumb.” Obviously i was never Elno’s pediatrician.

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Quick learner. He sees and already imitates how the co-presidents are treating the once esteemed office.

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And he’s in the Oval Office wearing a t-shirt; which is apparently much more respectful than a tan suit.

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The fact that “Steve Buscemi eyes” tracks the same meter as “Bette Davis eyes” fills me with joy and inspiration…

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The number of times I’ve seen him in pics lately with the kids he’s otherwise completely willing to keep invisible really screams “human shield” to me.

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And yet another variant:

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Aw, here I thought I’d stumbled on my path to being the poor man’s Weird Al! Guess I’ll just have to settle for still being kinda poor and pretty weird.

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When reporters question republicans who support DOGE about the coup, they should also be sure to ask if Musk is changing his name to Harry Bolz. And refer to him as “Elon Musk, or Harry Bolz as he is also known…” Just to remind them that this Serious Person who makes Good Decisions is who they have given up all of their power to.

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That explains his comfort with trying to monopolize AI.

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During the Clinton impeachment, there was a Republican senator who said “Reagan never even unbuttoned his suit in the Oval Office!”

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Tesla isn’t his only company though. I wonder if the others are doing that badly too.

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