Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Meh, that’s just locker room horsing around. I mean you know, goating around. All the guys were doing it then, hugely popular activity.

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I’m with KathyPartdeux on this one. Or pedophilia.

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And?

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First track “Come Up the Years.”

Forgive the slightly oblique post. I realized the coincidence of album title and lead off song subject and couldn’t resist,

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What? You want more? Fair enough though, even goat fellatio AND pedophilia probably wouldn’t be enough to make him sit up and take notice.

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All the overseas state dinners will serve him a sarcastic Jamaican curry?

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I’m thinking that Elon is Mr. Teatime from Hogfather come to life.

“I think I know you, Teatime. You’re the mad kid they’re all scared of, right?

Banjo! I said, grab her.

Our Mom said…

The kid who didn’t know the difference between chucking a stone at a cat, and setting it on fire.

Shut up! Get her, Banjo!

The kind of little boy, who looks up dolls’ dresses.”

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Oh! Maybe so… he was a nasty guy, wasn’t he?

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I was going to suggest inopportune flaccidity, but yeah, what you said might do it

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ETA: original thread. Probably BS.

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Maybe he will be like the Joker — lock them all in a room and wait outside for the surviver.

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Kinda seems like it.

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Look, even if Rasputin didn’t have healing powers, he kept the doctors from giving the kid aspirin.

Musk would probably give the kid ketamine.

… (checks) safer than aspirin.

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Source please?

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I got the original post here

More recent stuff in the thread says it’s probably BS.

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