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Elon Musk is genuinely stupid enough to think his money would carry over after an apocalypse, isnāt he? He probably thinks that when he dies, heāll wake up finding the whole world was a simulation but the money is still somehow valid.
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Welcome to the apocalypse. We take Bitcoin.
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Because civilization may have collapsed but we all still have networked computers running the blockchain 
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PSA: if you see a cybertruck stuck at a light you can do a little dance with a hearty wanking motion followed by a Nazi salute, and the occupants of that vehicle will maybe run that light to escape you - at least in my neighborhood, as demonstrated by two teenage heroes at a bus stop
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Itās a classic supervillain thing is to have a game in your office so that you can use it as a metaphor to talk about your evil plans. Chess, go, poker. But Musk knows those games are stupid because theyāre so simple that thereās no way to win except by being better than the other player. Diablo matches his style much better because you can pay someone else to level up your character and then pretend their achievements are your own.
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Hmm, why isnāt he hardcore working? He should be let go from his ājobā.
Leon, name five things that you personally accomplished since January 20. Be sure to use bullet points and be specific. Youāll need to include files, spreadsheetsābasically proof that you yourself did the work, not your groupies.
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in your whole life.
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Jet, Sub or Booga?
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Elon wasnāt lying about Quake*.
*Zip2 had a faster internet connection then most of other teamsā¦
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Fascinating thread on r/fednews, a DOGE staffer left his code and data public on GitHub. Itās been deleted but is available on archive. Some of the people in the thread have reviewed t her code and have commented on how DOGE is operating. It was speculated previously that DOGE was compiling an org chart through the cc field of the email (you have to cc your boss). That is confirmed. Theyāve made a federal org chart now available through this archive.
https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/s/wSyLOgcpAN
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Oh look, genius boy has invented the taxicab!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
So, why would Tesla decide to start a taxi service? 
Could it be that sales have plummeted so much, so quickly, that they donāt believe they will ever sell their existing inventory at cost, let alone for profit?
At least this way they can earn some money and amortize the cost, but the bigger story is Tesla is in real trouble if they need to do this. 
I know, I know, theyāve been promising a self driving car and robotaxis for a long time, but they arenāt there yet, and these are actual humans driving, so it doesnāt make sense as an incremental step.
But, really, itās such an odd move for the company that itās probably hiding the bigger problem of too many cars and not enough buyers.
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Hell, Iād be shitcanned just for connecting a gaming PC (or any outside PC) to the network, whether I played games on it or not. (See Wilhoit.) But just to be a wiseguy, and to maybe keep them off my back for one minute or 2, Iāll ask ITSEC if I can do this, since Muskās doing it.
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