Elon Musk Destroys Everything

With this sale, she has now sold over $100 million worth of Tesla stocks over the last 3 months.

Kimball Musk, Elon’s brother, and Tesla’s Chief Financial Officer Taneja Vaibhav also recently sold ahead of a recent drop in the company’s stock price.

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Why? Dodging the issue.

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There were cybertrucks for some of the Mardi Gras (Lundi Gras? It was last night) parades.

Things didn’t go well.

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Bulletproof - but not plastic beadproof?

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lolsroyce

LOLing

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Video:

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Hah. Little kids flinging beads. Nice

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Or maybe it’s just some kind of vanity-massaging man girdle.

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Nah, he’s just that proportioned:

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I was going to call out how much I loved the little kid doing their part. :heart:

On the house-tops was no woman
But spat towards him and hissed;
No child but screamed out curses
And shook its little fist.

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Kevlar man-girdle… :laughing:

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News of Elon Musk’s latest baby comes to us via X, of course. Shivon Zilis, who has worked as an executive at Musk companies Space X and Neuralink, welcomed Musk-fathered twins in 2022, and then gave birth to a third kid with him in 2024. On Friday, Zilis announced the birth of a fourth child, named Seldon Lycurgus, on Musk’s platform, to which the magnate responded with a heart emoji.

https://archive.is/fas35

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What a piece of shit.

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“Welcome to “Tumpcoster”! You need to be this much of a Nazi to board this ride.”

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I saw a wankpanzer last night while walking the dog. Tesla cars are common in my neighbourhood, but I’ve never seen a cybertruck here before. This is only the second one I’ve seen in the wild.

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I heard someone shout “Fuck you Elon Musk”

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