Elon Musk Destroys Everything

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lone skum needs to go back to playing with his cars & rockets

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Seen online this morning:

“Go long on pitchforks and torches.

I’ve been avoiding watching tv news in the morning but put it on briefly today and saw fElon being interviewed by Kudlow. He said social security had to be eliminated because it’s a magnet for illegal immigrants and the reason Democrats are upset about what they’re doing is because it will reduce the number of Democratic voters. He also spouted insane crap about huge numbers of 160 year olds getting social security.”

Elon wants your social security money for himself.

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Well, the money for his trillion dollar Mars colony contract has to be found somewhere.

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Shares of French satellite operator Eutelsat gained over 550% in a three-day rally last week.

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Hooray for metaphors!

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So I guess the software update didn’t get completed yet?

https://electrek.co/2023/12/18/tesla-package-turns-cybertruck-into-boat/

Maybe Musk misspoke and meant “submarine,” not “boat.”

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drafted by Richards, Layton & Finger

Delaware … a state that a majority of America’s companies call home.

Ah, now we all get to smell the Finger…

As such, Musk isn’t the only powerful person who is putting pressure on Maryland.

Wait, what? What’d we do? (Pretty sure MD was really a typo, & I didn’t miss something else)

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Yeah, the probably got confused while considering pols in DE trying to stop a corporate exodus to MD.

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My fantasy: make everyone who approves of Leon and his minions watch this.

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I thought Dump is 6’3". Is Leon 6’7"?

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Google says the Muskrat is 6’2", which would make Krasnov about … 5’11".

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Hmmm… I wonder how much damage a can of Goya beans could do to a Tesla?

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I tried Google too and it says Leon is a svelte 82 kg, so I wasn’t sure if I could trust Google. :rofl:

(The thing is that Leon has his legs so far apart…Dump looks so tiny, and not just his hands.)

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I was eyeballing a straight line from the top of Krasnov’s head which seems to line up about with the Muskrat’s nose. If they are both lying about their heights, maybe Krasnov is only about 5’8"?

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